STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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