But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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