so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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