My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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