i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He uses pillows to masturbate.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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