If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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