3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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