Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
