At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This is my gift to your gina
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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