Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Did I show you my penis last night?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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