On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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