Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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