we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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