Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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