I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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