So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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