i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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