i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
