Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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