question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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