just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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