Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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