I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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