Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
