just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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