hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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