just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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