I don't think brook has ever known best
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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