She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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