You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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