My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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