What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
