But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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