I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The uberlube is also flammable
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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