Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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