I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
