Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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