I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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