am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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