Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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