hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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