is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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