One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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