What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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