I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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