Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ladies don't puke and tell
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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