the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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