How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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