he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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