So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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